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Hey, Yo! Jesus!, So, like, your mom was married to Joseph, and then she's boning God on the side? What kind of slut was she anyway? Doesn't that make you a bastard son of a ho? Signed, Can I Get A Piece Of That?
-- Bone me you asshole (bite_me@hotmail.com), July 27, 1999
Dear Piece, MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT! DO YOU HEAR ME? A SAINT!!! Don't *even* go there, you scumsucker. Love, Jesus.
-- Do you know who I am? (christ_almighty@mailcity.com), July 27, 1999.