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Hey, Yo! Jesus! I heard that your book is the best-selling tome in all history. Congratulations! Signed, Gullible in Galveston.
-- Gullible in Galveston (email@example.com), July 27, 1999
Dear Gullible, And Oprah still hasn't called! I mean, she's had Deepak Chopra on, like what? Twelve times? What does a Hindu know from spiritual, anyway? MINE is the only true religion. Not that I'd hold a grudge, but I don't see Oprah passing through the eye of a needle, even on her skinny days. Love, Jesus.
-- JC (firstname.lastname@example.org), July 27, 1999.