With silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys, lead in their feet, and gas in their stomachs. The preacher came to call the other day. He said at my age, I should be thinking about the here-after. I told him I do, all the time. No matter where I am, in the den, upstairs in the kitchen or down in the root celler. I ask myself,"Now, what am I here after?"

-- && (&&@&&.&), July 03, 1999

Answers

What?

Friggin DELETE! Please?

um...sorry bout da profanity.

-- Is their a point here? ask's (midwestmike_@hotmail.com), July 03, 1999.

al-d, my friend, this is you, is it not? You typing skills have improved dramatically.

-- just pointin' out the obvious@ I'm (midwestmike_@hotmail.com), July 03, 1999.

funny, the Nazis thought this too. Piles of extracted raw materials in the bricked rooms leading to the crematoriums. It's happened before.

-- doomed (to@repeat.history), July 03, 1999.

Please elaborate, Ize confused?@?, once again.....

-- "I don't have the answers" say's (midwestmike_@hotmail.com), July 03, 1999.

Lighten up, folks. It was supposed to be funny.

If you're 70 years old or better, the humorous intent is clear. Not that anyone will fall out of their chair laughing.

If youth knew --- if age could.

-- Tom Carey (tomcarey@mindspring.com), July 03, 1999.

Thank you Tom, that was my intent.

-- && (&&@&&.&), July 04, 1999.

That's...........

what I figgered.

-- LP (soldog@nohotmail.com), July 04, 1999.