Here are some thought that flowed through my head as I was pulling weeds this morning. (Some of the weeds had to be hacked with a machete.) I'm sure the sun affected my brain.

Flint, presenting an editing copy of his NG posts, gets nominated as President by the new third party, "Y2K Prophets".

Decker writes a new bestseller, "A Kinder, Gentler Capitalism".

Will Continue gets rich selling Kansas sun flower seeds, roasted over the feet of the business persons and politicians that she's holding to the fire.

Big Dog opens a web site selling accessories for the popular new passtime, grain bucket basketball.

Milne sells of his stockpile of guns to bear and wolf hunters. Large predators roam freely in Milne's vicinity since most humans are extinct in that region.

Alexi opens a chain of restaurants called "What-A-Goat-Burger" hoping to become the next Ray Kroc.

Please add your own predictions.

-----Alexi.

-- Alexi (Alexi@not-in-the-dark.com), June 26, 1999

Answers

One more. Gary North opens a new theme park at Branson called "Noah's Ark." Employment base is readily available, made up from all those unemployed programmers who foisted 30 years of "broken code" on the public.

-- Alexi (Alexi@not-in-the-dark.com), June 26, 1999.

Y2K Pro, Paul Davis and CPR wander the lands dressed as wise men searching for an *honest man*.

-- (html@guy.com), June 26, 1999.

Alexi:

Sounds good to me. Flint for president. But CPR will have to leave Texas to find an "honest" anything. My opinion.

Z

-- Z1X4Y7 (Z1X4Y7@aol.com), June 26, 1999.

Al Gore hits the Best sellers List with his new book, "Sloppin' Pigs, the Gore Tradition"

-- Will continue (farming@home.com), June 27, 1999.

What a RIOT! You forgot DiETer as Chief of Staff. How about Unc D as head of the ATF?, Will-continue should be the whatchamacallit of Agriculture, with Andy in charge of the FBI. Dont leave out Mr. Decker as the head of the AFL-CIO. Wait, maybe Grey Bear should be head of ATF? Diane J. Squire as Presidential Spokesperson, King of Spain, well, can we create an office of Mud-Wrestling? And of course Stan Faryna as Chief Justice. Al Gore and Tipper Too.....Director of Waste Management for Cleveland Ohio. Klinton?.....Return too sender someplace in Leavenworth Kansas. Oh yeah, Could I be the representative to the Swedish Ski Team? For those Ive left out I extend my sincere apologies.

Damn this is fun!

-- Mike_ (midwestmike_@hotmail.com), June 27, 1999.