The teacher asked the class if anyone could make up a sentence using the word Ozenall. Sally volunteered. "I fell down in the driveway and my Mom put some Ozenall on my scrape." Then Johnny volunteered. "My Dad and I were watching Hockey Night in Canada and my sister was vacuuming the rug. She kept going back and forth in front of the TV until my Dad told her to get out of the way or he would stuff that machine up her ass 'ozenall."

-- Anonymous, April 16, 1999

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So the Zen master steps up to the hot dog cart and says: "Make me one with everything."

The joke could of ended there, but this vendor is no fool.

He fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill. The vendor puts the bill in the cash drawer and closes it.

"Where's my change?", asks the Zen master.

The hot dog vendor responds: "Change must come from within."

-- Anonymous, April 17, 1999