Why do you drink?greenspun.com : LUSENET : occasional planet : One Thread
I heard a new one on Dr. Katz (Comedy Channel) last night that provides a new answer to Hank Jr.'s question "Why do you drink?": The patient says "I don't drink to get drunk. I drink to stop the voices in my head." Hmmmmmmmmmmm...
-- Dawn (firstname.lastname@example.org), August 05, 1997
in the anonymous words of drunken yodelling alpinists everywhere:
BECAUSE IT'S THERE
-- huh? (email@example.com), August 05, 1997.