I heard a new one on Dr. Katz (Comedy Channel) last night that provides a new answer to Hank Jr.'s question "Why do you drink?": The patient says "I don't drink to get drunk. I drink to stop the voices in my head." Hmmmmmmmmmmm...

-- Dawn (dutecht@mindspring.com), August 05, 1997

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why drink

in the anonymous words of drunken yodelling alpinists everywhere:

BECAUSE IT'S THERE

-- huh? (dale.swanson@usa.net), August 05, 1997.