DID PAT TILLMAN GET WHAT WAS COMING TO HIM?

Voiceover: You MAY REMEMBER PAT TILLMAN, THE N.F.L. PRO WHO ENLISTED IN THE ARMY RATHER THAN ACCEPT A $3.6 MILLION FOOTBALL CONTRACT

[[PAT TILLMAN & A RECRUITER IN THE RECRUITMENT CENTRE. POSTER ON THE WALL SAYS: ARMY. We're Looking For Guys Who Don't Read the Paper - AT THE BACK THERE IS WHAT LOOKS LIKE A PICTURE OF A CRAZY GENERAL ]]

PAT TILLMAN to RECRUITER: NEVER MIND THE FINE PRINT WILL I GET TO KILL ARABS?

Voiceover: TILLMAN, WHO EARNED $18,000, FALSELY BELIEVED BUSH'S WARS AGAINST IRAQ AND AFGHANISTAN HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH 9/11.

CRAZY GENERAL to PAT TILLMAN: WE'RE ATTACKING AFGHANISTAN TO GET AL QAEDA, WHICH IS BASED IN PAKISTAN AND FUNDED BY SAUDI ARABIA, AND IRAQ TO GET AL QAEDA, WHICH HATES SADDAM HUSSEIN

PAT TILLMAN: MAKES SENSE

Voiceover: ACTUALLY, HE WAS A COG IN A LOW-RENT OCCUPATION ARMY THAT SHOT MORE INNOCENT CIVILIANS THAN TERRORISTS TO PROP UP PUPPET RULERS AND EXPLOIT GAS AND OIL RESOURCES

[[BUILDING BURNS IN THE BACKGROUND]]

SOLDIER ONE to SOLDIER TWO: MUSEUMS? LET 'EM *BURN*! GET DOWN TO BASRA AND REPAIR THAT *PIPELINE!*

Voiceover: SO WHEN TILLMAN GOT KILLED BY THE AFGHAN RESISTANCE, ONE WORD NATURALLY CAME TO MIND

[[IN A NEWS ROOM WITH DAILY NEWS WRITTEN ON THE WALLL]]

NEWSWOMAN: UH-IDIOT?

NEWSMAN: SAP?

EDITOR: *HERO!*

سنی اسلام

Pat Tillman is not a hero: He got what was coming to him

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