Response to BenAffleck.Com Hacked!

Oh yeah, boy, those hackers, they are REALLY unforgivable. I mean, imagine that they live in the most powerful country in the world, and when somebody expresses his outrage at a literal FELONY, his informed compatriots shift the discussion to banter about which Affleck brother could POSSIBLY be the hottest. For one, writing "LOSERLOSERLOSER" ad infinitum is not going to convince anybody that you are smarter than this hacker, buddy. How about trying a good old-fashioned grip on the English language? "Secondly, he has no life for using his intelligence to hack through Ben Affleck's page!"???? Are you kidding??? This Mr. No Life that you can so comfortably condemn from a 14-yr-old's perspective is the kind of person our government is aching to employ. He is fucking around with that website because HE CAN, not because he really gives two flying fucks about you OR either Affleck, and he is learning more with each site upon which he intrudes. The red, white, and blue certainly don't want YOU, unless whether the Israeli PM or the PLO leader can be determined a stronger economic force by nature of innate "hottie-ness." Yeah, right, he is the TOTAL LOSER that will buy you and sell you in ten years because you'll be so damn busy with your hormones on the Casey Affleck website to vote. And all the people who have learned to speak and write forcefully will be politicians, even if they think Cole Hauser is hotter than either Affleck, and their power source will be those TOTAL LOSERS who know how to do a damn thing with themselves beyond procreate. And the bitch is that that rug will be yanked right out from under you, because you will think that these WAY SMARTER PEOPLE are just a bunch of heinous fogies looking for recognition from Persian Gulf War veterans. You people all need to think twice about the time that you just empty into the ashtray every time you want to fight about how "hot" somebody is. You are taking every bit of this for granted, and if you don't wake up, these people who dancing circles around you on the internet are going to be the ones that control YOUR planet.

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