RADIOHEAD RULES AND YOU GUYS CAN SUCK IT

I'm going to come out there to wheatland find your shanties and kill you all. i'm not sure how i'll do it though. i think i will start by shoving white hot pokers up your buttholes. after treating your wounds to insure that you survive for a little more torture, I'll misquote songs making them into lame jokes. then i will carefully slice open your bellies and insert a live sewer rat in to each of your stomachs. after sewing up your bellys i will watch as the rats slowley eat you from the inside. while you are watching on in pain i will disembowel all of your family members, and then fuck thier carcasses. by this time you will be overcome by pain. but i, with my dick still in the wounds of your dead sybling, will revive you. by playing cannibal corpse's "butchered at birth" as you wake you look around to see all of your pets have been crucified. they struggle to breath as their diaphragms are collapsing. Blood flows from where the nails pierced their paws. then you stop weeping. but only from your left eye for i thrust my penis through your eye socket and deep into your brain. then i take your dead body out to the sheep field. the sheep fuck your carcass just like you fucked them when you were living. then i will go back to shanty and set it a blaze. as i walk off i am overcome by flatulence and i break wind near the final resting place of your mother. Punk princess laura you are a stupid fucking dyke. i would tell you on a regular basis about the many ways i plan to rape and murder you however i am banned from the fne message board and don't have the desire to call you. Fuck everyone who reads this. fuck them in the ass with a meathook. yes, meathook sodomy for all who like team karate whorehouse. for they are faggots.

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