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from Lee (repossession@home-repo.org)
Good research by Pendle. Excellent!

I think this is a great letter to receive. I read it as saying:

"We can't bring a case against you right now because we think it would be unprofitable to do so. So we're going to pay somebody to keep what they can of a 24x7 eye on you in the hope that you buy a new car or that they can track you to your place of work."

I would look forward to being able to intimidate these watchers by photographing their faces and their car number plates, by recording phone calls and generally having some fun at their expense. They can also be engaged in long conversations where you feed them contradictory numbers for the *huge* inheritance you are about to get. You might even ask them to loan you £100 to pay for legal fees in fighting a relative who claims that the inheritance is all theirs...

What I'm saying is that this letter is desperate. It tells you that you've won. Now is the time to have some fun with the poor saps they are actually going to pay to "make enquiries" about you. There's no law against feeding crap to cold callers. Enjoy the opportunity.

Lee

(posted 8015 days ago)

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