No Problem! This site seems to have created a whole new verb, To SARN.(posted 8446 days ago)I SARN (present)
I SARNed (past simple)
I was SARNing (past continuous)
I have SARNed (past perfect)
I had SARNed (pluperfect)
I will SARN (future pretentious)
Will it get into the Oxford Dictionary?