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from eat yomomma (eatme@yomomma.com)
Ah Dramaqueenie, So you want to dance with the devil, eh? I know exactly who you are. So you think that you got asked out a couple of times is impressive? you ain't got nothin'! no matter what yo momma told you, you ain't special...or are you? That you try to say Britney is a no-talent two bit punk shows what a loser (and probably a fat, ugly one) you are. She is a shrewd businesswoman who has a lot going for her. sure you can say that her managers and handlers do all the work, but Britney is the one who puts up with the day to day in a good way. now you, are disgusting. I, however, am willing to put aside our differences and give you a chance. I am willing to go out on a date with you...on the condition that you wear a Britney Spears T-shirt, and show me your belly. Then we will see if you are fat or not. (I however will not be wearing my Justin Timberlake wig...I was thinking more of putting on my Freddie Prinze Jr. signature "Dumbass..I am so High" look.

Love and kisses, and I can't wait to get my hands around your love handles, -eat

(posted 8504 days ago)

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