Response to It's hunting season -- where's Stumpy-the-Deer?

We got a couple o' five legged deer running around the atomic reservation. They're a 'hot' item come hunting season. I chased one for dickity six miles one day to ask it if it were related to stumpy. You see we have to say 'dickity' because the Kaiser stole the word 'twenty' in nineteen dickity-seven. So I finally catch up to this five legged deer. You can imagine how fast you could run with a spare leg to use when you get tired, and asked its name. He said, "I know my name, do you know yours?" He bent down to nibble on some 'contaminated' tumbleweeds then galloped over the hill, and I never saw him again.

Hoss

Hanford, WA

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