Response to INDEPENDANCE DAY

jimmy jam you are an asshole. but everything you said about me is true. i do indeed eat potato chips at my computer and whine about celebrities. in fact, that constitutes most of my day. what i want to know is who you are and what makes you so special. granted, you probably walk around the house in those glow-in-the-dark "virgin/slut" boxers and laugh at the sound of your farts. but i'm guessing there's more to you than that. do tell.

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