Response to INDEPENDANCE DAY

i missed the fourth of july and your grand outdoor extravaganza and it ain't cool but instead i was on a tropical island paradise in the rain thinking hard about something. maybe tomorrow we can all meet for ballpark franks except i'm a vegetarian and can't contribute to that nonsense but then again, what does this have to do with casey affleck? oh yeah, one time one of my friends in college told me he had gone to our school and then left to be in movies and i didn't know who he was and then i saw him in something and thought he was a sexy bumkin. does anyone think i'm a sexy bumkin? it's okay, i don't really want to know.

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