....AND AFTER WE GO BACK TO THE BOAT SO THAT WE CAN CATCH THE CIRCLE LINE OR THE FERRY AND WE THROW FISH AT THE TOURISTS AND PEOPLE WHO LIVE ON THE ISLAND. ALL OUR FISH GO FLYIN' AT THEM, AND RUBBER BOOTS THAT WE HAVE ON, AND CATCH LIKE IN THE CARTOONS AND WE GIVE EACH OTHER HIGH-FIVES AND LAUGH AND SAY FUCK YOU TO THE COAST GUARD WHEN THEY COME AND WE ACT LIKE THEY AREN'T THERE AND WE IGNORE THEM. GOOD, RIGHT ? WE TALK IN A MAKE-BELIEVE, FUNNY LANGUAGE AND WE ACT LIKE WE'RE DEAF SO THAT WE DON'T HAVE TO BOTHER WITH ANY OF THEIR SHIT ABOUT THE HIGH SEAS. AND...THEN WHAT WE DO IS THROW FISH AT THEM AND LAUGH LIKE WE'RE CRAZY OR FROM SOME OTHER COUNTRY WHERE THIS KIND OF STUFF GOES ON EVERYDAY AND WE GO IN THE CABIN AND HIDE WHEN THEY START TO COME ON BOARD AND WE COUNT 1, 2, 3...ETC LIKE IN HIDE AND GO SEEK. AND JUST WHEN THE COASTGUARD CATCHES US WE START SCREAMING "ROAD TRAIN" LIKE CASEY IN THE MOVIE RACE THE SUN...(posted 9073 days ago)ROAD TRAIN